Terrorism should be defeated with love...and superior firepower...- Terry Ingle
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness." --Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776

"Socialism is precisely the religion that must overwhelm Christianity. … In the new order, Socialism will triumph by first capturing the culture via infiltration of schools, universities, churches and the media by transforming the consciousness of society." Antonio Gramsci - Marxist - teacher of Saul Alinsky

29 December, 2011

It makes a Dad proud...

The other day my sons and I made a trip to the range and had a GREAT time. We had been talking about it for a while and decided it was long overdue. My oldest called it "Good old fashioned red-state fun."

I am grateful that as my sons get older, they are seeing the need to be prepared for the inevitable struggle for the preservation of our constitution and freedom. 

This could get real ugly, but if we can preserve this nation for our next generations it will be well worth it, I have no doubt that it may cost me my life, but the way I see it, it's a small price to pay to protect what our founding fathers fought and died for. ti

21 December, 2011

Pardon me...I really need to PUKE!

I know,I know, nothing this idiot says anymore should surprise us...but THIS?????

The only thing this guy has above all other presidents is his unmitigated gall and unjustified arrogance. This hedonistic mutton-head has his nose so far in the air that if it rains he would drown. Does he REALLY believe this??? And oh, by the way, bragging about being almost as good as FDR and Johnson is really not much to be proud of...read your history book. Lincoln? Well there was a time during the war that he all but suspended the constitution for a time to achieve his goal of winning, and Obummer has pretty much ignored the constitution except when it suited him, sooo I guess we could draw a loose parallel there.

Wasting trillions of dollars of OUR money, driving us into debt, increasing government control over us, selling weapons to our enemies, turning his back on our ONLY real ally in the mid east, making us a laughing stock to other world leaders, promising everything and delivering nothing!!!!! And that's just the short list.

This guy's only real accomplishment is that he relieved Carter of the title of this country's WORST president EVER.

I am fully aware of the fact that this guy is a few fries short of a Happy Meal, but he cannot be stupid enough to really believe what he is saying. Although,come to think of it, Stalin, Caesar, Napoleon, Hitler, Edi Amine, and many of the other world's greatest dictators thought the same thing.

Hmmm.....maybe I'm on to something... ti

19 December, 2011

My declaration of independance...

Here it is everyone. We knew it was coming we just weren't sure when.

If...rather, when,  Bamster signs the National Defense Authorization Act of 2012 into law, the Constitution of the United States will officially be suspended. This law simply states that anyone whom the government decides is a threat under a very broad definition can be areested. Section 1031 of the National Defense Authorization Act otherwise known as the NDAA, provides broad authority for the federal government to use the military in domestic operations in order to detain Americans indefinitely and without trial.
We have been sold down the river by our treasonous elected officials, and all it needs now is the signature of our anti-American dictator in the White House.

Simply put, it means that anyone who even dares to criticize this foul regime can be arrested on suspicion of terrorism  and be put away forever.

They have thrown down the gauntlet and now it is time for we Patriots to pick it up.

I will never be silenced and God help anyone who tries. ti

03 December, 2011

Joke of the week...

The Bronze Rat

A tourist from the Midwest walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco .
While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat.
It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it.
He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat?" "Ahhh, you have chosen wisely!
It is $12 for the rat, and $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman. The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars.
"I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story", he said.
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.
A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.
Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward the Bay. After a couple more blocks, he looked around only to discoverthat the rats now numbered in the THOUSANDS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.
Amazingly, the thousands of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat, and were all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown. "Ahhh," said the owner, "You have come back for story, yes? "Are you kidding?," said the man,
"I came back to see if you have a bronze Democrat!"

Finally somebody found a name for it...

Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

I can't help but think that this next election will be the deciding vote that will either keep us free or turn us into the Socialist/Communist regime that is the dream of this administration and the left. If this president is allowed 4 more years of power unchecked by the possibility of being re-elected we are doomed.

I am amazed at the sheer stupidity and blindness of the ones that support big government entitlements and control. As Europe is imploding under the weight of Socialism, there are those here that still wish to embrace it. George Santayana said: "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it", The astonishing thing with this is that you don't even have to have a good memory. It's happening...right now...this minute! Europe has "entitled" itself into bankruptcy and is taking the rest of the world with it. That, coupled with the moron we have living in our White House who has spent us into bankruptcy, is a recipe for disaster.

I'm still convinced that if people are going to be stupid enough to follow this path that leads to slavery it will be up to the Patriots who love  freedom to stop it by whatever means necessary. ti

02 December, 2011

Tellin' it like it is...

A friend of mine sent this to me and I found it VERY informative and interesting. I have a few friends who are black and they range from conservative to liberal. I am always amazed at the heat my conservative black friends take from their "brothers" who have taken the bait, swallowed the lie and love the handouts and freebeies that the Liberals have convinced them they need to get ahead. In reality, they have lost their self esteem, their will to succeed, and all sense of morality and resposibility. Here is a black man who remembers how he was raised back in the day and through the struggles, became the editor of a major newspaper. I'll bet he took some heat for this article. ti

Back When We Were Negros
By Charles E. Richardson

Posted on Sun, Jul. 31, 2011 in the Macon Telegraph

There was a time until the early 1960s when the terms to describe those of African decent, like me — African-American or Black or Afro-American — were almost unheard of. I remember a distinct conversation with a friend discussing descriptive terms for ourselves in 1963 or ’64. The term “black” was just coming into vogue and he didn’t like it one bit. “Call me a Negro,” he said, “but don’t call me black.”

Now, the word “Negro” (publications used a lower case “n”) has almost become a pejorative, so I was a little surprised when my pastor, the Rev. Willie Reid, used it during Thursday’s revival. “Back when we were Negroes,” he said, and listed several things that were different about black life in America back then.

That got me to thinking. Back when we were Negroes in the 1950s, “only 9 percent of black families with children were headed by a single parent,” according to “The Black Family: 40 Years of Lies” by Kay Hymowitz. “Black children had a 52 percent chance of living with both their biological parents until age 17. In 1959, “only 2 percent of black children were reared in households in which the mother never married.” But now that we’re African-Americans, according to Hymowitz, those odds of living with both parents had “dwindled to a mere 6 percent” by the mid-1980s. And check this, in Bibb County, more than 70 percent of the births in the African-American community are to single mothers.

Back when we were Negroes and still fighting in many parts of the country for the right to vote, we couldn’t wait for the polls to open. We knew our friends, family and acquaintances had died getting us the ballot. Dogs and fire hoses were used to keep us away and still we came. But now that we’re African-Americans, in a city of 47,000 registered — predominately black voters — more than 30,000 didn’t show up at the polls July 19.
Back when we were Negroes, we had names like Joshua, Aaron, Paul, Esther, Melba, Cynthia and Ida. Now that we are African Americans, our names are bastardized versions of alcohol from Chivas to Tequila to C(S)hardonney. And chances the names have an unusual spelling.

Back when we were Negroes, according to the Trust For America’s Health’s “F as in Fat,” report, “only four states had diabetes rates above 6 percent. … The hypertension rates in 37 states about 20 years ago were more than 20 percent.” Now that we’re African-Americans, that report shows, “every state has a hypertension rate of more than 20 percent, with nine more than 30 percent. Forty-three states have diabetes rates of more than 7 percent, and 32 have rates above 8 percent. Adult obesity rates for blacks topped 40 percent in 15 states, 35 percent in 35 states and 30 percent in 42 states and Washington, D.C.

Back when we were Negroes, the one-room church was the community center that everyone used. Now that we’re African-Americans, our churches have lavish — compared to back-in-the-day churches — community centers that usually sit empty because the last thing the new church wants to do is invite the community in.

Back when we were Negroes, we didn’t have to be convinced that education was the key that opened the lock of success, but now that we’re African-Americans, more than 50 percent of our children fail to graduate high school. In Bibb County last year, the system had a dropout rate of 53.4 percent.

Back when we were Negroes, the last thing a young woman wanted to look like was a harlot and a young man a thug, but now that we’re African-Americans, many of our young girls dress like hootchie mamas and our young boys imitate penitentiary custom and wear their pants below the butt line.

If I could reverse all of the above by trading the term “African-American” for “Negro,” what do you think I’d do?

Charles E. Richardson is The Telegraph’s editorial page editor. He can be reached at (478)744-4342.

29 November, 2011

Well, here we are. Thanksgiving has come and gone, Christmas is a few short weeks away, the local weather station is predicting the first major snow fall of the season tonight, my Harley is winterized and the snow blower is gassed up and ready.

I have a lot to be thankful for. My wife is now a breast cancer survivor and doing well, I have a roof over my head and employment with a steady paycheck. My health is reasonably ok and my kids are going to be here over the holiday. My grandkids are awesome and getting cuter by the day.

Every so often I have to take a news moritorium. If I don't, I get too frustrated to function as a normal person. Over the last couple of weeks I missed the media bias toward their occupation darlings, more race-baiting from the left, the Super Commitee predictably failing and Newt pulling ahead in the polls among other stuff.

I said that I missed it...I didn't really, but for a news junkie like me to purposly stay uninformed even for the sake of my mental health is difficult.

I am sharing a video that I heard on the radio by Chuck Woolery. I like his satire and his conservatism.

Check it out:

08 November, 2011

Is that Hillary??? No...it'snot

This has to be the best video of Hillary yet. What would you do if you were really, really important and you were in a crowd of people and your nose started to run? Grab a hankie? No can do...left it in the limo in the purse. How about the old fashioned "snot rocket" you know, plug one nostril and blow...Nah...can't do that either too many cameras and you might hit your shoe. I know!!! how about wiping your nose with your hand and wiping it on some kid's shirt?? Yeah that's it!

What is it about the Clinton's that they can't keep their body fluids off of other people's clothing??? ti

02 November, 2011

Founding Father's prophesy...

"Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit suicide." --John Adams, letter to John Taylor, 1814

30 October, 2011

Oakland PD...You're all BUSTED!

A buddy sent this to me and as I was watching it I was laughing so hard the tears were flowing. I'll let you watch this and I'll comment afterward. Sorry about the F-bomb this guy drops, but him being so pissed off makes it even funnier:

I actually watched this a few times over and it got more hilarious each time!

I want to address this nut-job directly:
Hey moron! Let me know when you get to Oakland would you? I want to take some video of you attempting to arrest a couple hundred cops with one pair of handcuffs singlehandedly. Since you are the constitutional expert, may I suggest you bring your copy with you so that you can explain where they are going wrong while they're beating the crap out of you. If you browse through some of my past articles, you can tell I'm not a huge fan of most cops either. Too many abuse their authority on a consistent basis and walk around with a chip on their shoulder the size of a tree trunk...HOWEVER, I'm not about to arrest an entire department by myself... (at least not without a pocket full of plastic zip-ties.)

Also don't forget to read them their rights. You don't want them right back out on the street just because you screwed up the arrest procedure. THAT would be embarrassing. You should probably have about 100 or so taxicabs standing by to load these guys into. Loading them into squad cars won't work because you will be arresting all of the drivers. Another thing, don't get tangled up in all of the Tazer wires that will be attached to you. Those things could have a tendency to trip you up if your not careful. I know you have probably thought this all out already, but I'm just sayin'...

Good luck with your mission. Let me know how it works out for you and DEFINITELY post a follow-up YouTube when you get out of the hospital. I want to see what that pretty-boy face looks like after the swelling goes down.

My last bit of advice would be...GET A JOB, ya lazy-assed parasite! ti

29 October, 2011

Wild Bill speaks out...again!

I gotta meet this guy! He is SO right on the money.
If you want to call me a racist for posting this then so be it...I'm sick of the race card being played EVERY HAND by those stupid and yes, RACIST liberals. ti

Oh...and by the way...

25 October, 2011

OWS embraced by the Democrats? Of course!!!

I'm REALLY hoping that the Democrat party continues to embrace these idiots:

Especially the biggest idiot of all!

They really are meant for each other... ti

19 October, 2011

Wild Bill for America...Telling it like it is...

This guy is RIGHT on target. As he talks about the brainless doped-up morons who are protesting...ummm...what are they protesting again???? Oh yeah, wanting to take what doesn't belong to them from someone who has earned it, because they think they deserve it for doing absolutely nothing but being useless.

Wild Bill is right about this possibly leading to bloodshed. Actually Obummer may even be doing us a favor by stirring them up. If they get mad enough, they may do something stupid enough to give someone like me reason enough to get rid of a few of them and weed out that gene pool of idiots.

No need to thank me...it's my pleasure...really...

And don't forget, everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege. ti

17 October, 2011

Gotta love that Maxine...

The world would be a better place if Maxine was President. ti

16 October, 2011

Occupiers??? How about just mind-numbed lunatics...

My blogging has not been very consistent these past weeks.

A lot has been happening here at the Ingle house. We have been dealing with surgeries, job changes, and just general busyness. In all honesty though, I need to tell you that there has been another reason as well. I can sum it up in one word, "DISGUST". I have literally been so disgusted with what has been going on, that I didn't even want to talk about it let alone write about it.

I'm disgusted with the so called "Occupiers" that seem to be the darlings of the news media, Hollywood, the Nazi Party, the Socialist Party, the unions, the Democrats, and almost every other organization that seeks to tear this country down. Should Wall Street have been bailed out? ABSOLUTELY NOT! That is the beauty of Capitalism, the cream rises to the top. Some companies would have gone under, and yes, people would be out of work. Guess what...THEY ARE ANYWAY. The bailout and the Trillions that were wasted on it had nothing to do with jobs. It was to support the unions and the agenda driven "green companies" that either didn't even exist yet or have since gone under among other things. It is with disgusted amusement that I hear these mind-numbed sheep being interviewed saying a bunch of jibberish that THEY don't even understand.

I'm disgusted with a President that can't make a right decision to save his ass. This idiot makes Jimmy Carter look like a genius. I'm also frustrated and confused by mindless zombies that still carry water for this guy (see partial list in paragraph above). Are they REALLY that stupid or are they as blinded by ideology as he is and have taken total leave of any modicum of common sense. The reason that Europe is collapsing is BECAUSE of Socialism. The only Socialist country that is surviving is China, and that's because they have turned their people into slaves. Not my idea of freedom...

I'm disgusted with the Republicans. I don't even watch the debates any more. They are eating each other instead of focusing on the real enemy in the White house. Yeah, I know that it's part of the primary process, but right now our country is teetering on the brink of oblivion and they need to focus on their OWN platforms and let US decide who is the best candidate for the job. Tearing one another apart only makes the media salivate at the smell of blood and does nothing to encourage conservative unity.

I'm disgusted that the term "Racist" is being used as a weapon so freely that it has almost lost it's meaning. As a Christian, I am more offended by the thought that saying "nigger" is worse that using my Lord's name in vain at every turn. I admire Herman Cain, Allen West, Clarence Thomas, Alan Keyes, J.C. Watts, Condoleezza Rice, and others who have taken the heat for being a conservative black American. God bless them for taking a stand for what is right and not being duped by the liberal lies that most of black America is being sucked into. Anyone who has studied American history knows that the Democratic party has done more to promote racism and segregation than the Republicans have. Yet the liberals have seemed to convince the black community that it is they that have their best interest at heart, because instead of giving them the tools they need to succeed, they continue to give them handouts and make them even MORE dependent.

I guess that is the biggest reason I haven't blogged for a while. It seems to be the same old shit, just a different day. I have to believe though that in the end we Conservatives will turn this country around and get it back to it's roots of freedom. There was some nut-job speaking at one of these occupy protests that said their agenda would not be reached without violence. I hope it doesn't come to that, but if that's what they want, I'm ready to go. I will die in the street to defend this country, our freedom, and our Constitution if I have to.

I will never give in and I will never give up.

God bless America. ti

04 October, 2011

Even MORE things that make me go hmmm...

· It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
· Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
· Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
· Honk if you love peace and quiet.
· A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
· I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
· Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
· Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.
· Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
· 98.23 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
· He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
· 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
· Half the people you know are below average.
· I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
· Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
· You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
· Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
· I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
· Pardon my driving; I am reloading.
· Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
· Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
· Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
· It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.
· Everybody repeat after me, “We are all individuals.”
· Just remember … if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
· How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
· The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
· If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of loan repayments.
· It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
· Always try to be modest…and proud of it!
· You can’t have everything — where would you put it?
· Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
· Money can’t buy love but it can rent a very close imitation.
· Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
· A fool and his money are soon partying.
· Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
· Don’t sweat petty things or pet sweaty things.
· Shin: A device for finding furniture.
· If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
· As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
· A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
· Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
· To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
· The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
· The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
· If you can remain calm, you just don’t have all the facts.
· It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
· Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
· The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
· Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.
· There are two rules for ultimate success in life. Never tell everything you know.
· It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.
· A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
· Success usually occurs in private, and failure in full view.
· No one is listening until you make a mistake.
· He who hesitates is probably right.
· For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
· Experience is something that you don’t get until just after you need it.
· If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
· To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

02 October, 2011

This is one CREEPY woman!

Rosanne Barr is at it again. This far-left idiot claims she is running for president and part of her platform would be to confiscate wealth and behead those that won't give it up.

Her rantings on the past have obviously made her opinions impotent and without merit, however we are seeing the anti-establishment movement of the 60'd rising again in this Wall Street protest that is going on in New York. As I was watching Fox news reporters interviewing the protesters, it was hilarious and sad at the same time that many of these sheep could not even articulate the reason they were there.

Getting back to this nut-job Barr, She was interviewed by some news reporter that no one has even heard of and here is part of that interview:

"Part of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their guilty leaders getting away with murder. Because it teaches children, you know, that they don't have to have any morals as long as they have guns and are bullies and I don't think that's a good message," Barr told Russia Today (RT).

"I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty.

"I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay, you know, the ability to pay back anything over $100 million [of] personal wealth because I believe in a maximum wage of $100 million. And if they are unable to live on that amount of that amount then they should, you know, go to the reeducation camps and if that doesn't help, then being beheaded,"

I was not able to down load the video of this, but she said all of this with a completely dead pan expression.

Again, the hypocrisy of the left is glaring!!! We should not allow our children to see the immoral behavior of people earning money and being successful but it would be perfectly ok to let them see the morality of confiscating what they have earned and chopping their heads off if they refuse.

Has she released her financial statements to the public? She has made a few bucks over the years and I would like to see how much she has in Swiss banks and hidden in coffee cans in her back yard. She thinks that anyone should be able to live off of 100 million, and while that may be true, I'm sure she has way more than that tucked away somewhere.

Again, this illustrates just how mis-informed, stupid, and naive the left really is. Patriots can chuckle and shake our heads at these people, but the fact is that if enough of these idiots decide to do something stupid on a large scale they could be dangerous.

That is why we need to remain vigilant, prepared, informed, and armed. They cannot and will not have the country that was fought so hard for for so long. ti

19 September, 2011

Wild Bill for America

A friend of mine let me know about this guy a while back. He goes by "Wild Bill" and has a website called Wild Bill for America.

This guy is really something else...He is from Colorado and was a Deputy US Marshall. Before that he was a Marine. He has graduated from Bible college and has also been a missionary all over the world. Then as a security specialist, he became knowledgeable about Islamic violence and has actually studied it. He also trained security teams to protect missionaries in the field. He knows about Islam and especially it's dangers.

This video, however, is a peek inside the secret service, which he is also familiar with. It provides a good insight as to how these agents are treated by presidents past and present. There is a disturbing pattern that he makes clear as he speaks.

Check it out:

I'm not surprised. These elitist liberals don't have time for the "little people" that are laying their lives on the line to protect them. They are much too busy to consort with the "commoners."

I'll post some other stuff by this guy from time to time. Meanwhile check out his blog. This guy is a Patriot. ti

02 September, 2011

Ummm...blew that one...

"In selecting men for office, let principle be your guide. Regard not the particular sect or denomination (or race???) of the candidate -- look to his character..." --Noah Webster, Letters to a Young Gentleman Commencing His Education, 1789

I'll be out of town next week without computer access. When I get back, I'll introduce you to one of the coolest people I've ever heard of.

Have a good Labor Day weekend and be safe. ti

31 August, 2011

Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!

Politically incorrect? YOU BET!

A new coloring book for kids just came out called "We Shall Never Forget". This is a great tool for parents to use to explain to the youngsters why America is good and why those that attack us should be punished. Here is an excerpt from the web site explaining more about the book:

"To the American people and all others who may read this child's coloring book, We Shall Never Forget is designed to be a tool that parents can use to help teach children about the facts surrounding 9/11. This book also describes basic freedoms in America. We suggest parental guidance. As the 9/11 events are shown countless times on national media, this book will help children understand the meaning of these events. The book was created with honesty, integrity, reverence, respect and does not shy away from the truth.In this book you will see what happens to a terrorist who orders others to bomb our peace loving wonderful nation."

I'd say that pretty much explains it, wouldn't you?

The picture below depicts a cowardly Bin-Ladin hiding behind a woman as the SEAL dispatches him.

Our enemies know that in order to eventually win, they need to teach the next generation to believe their twisted lies. They all do it, North Korea, Syria, China, Russia, as well as most ALL of the other Muslim-controlled nations. We MUST teach our kids the facts of history or they will eventually be brainwashed by their liberal public school teachers, and eventually professors who believe that America deserves anything we get.

My hat is off to these people for telling it like it is, and giving Patriot parents the tools to do so as well. ti

28 August, 2011

Comparing Obama’s Performance in Office with that of a Sack of Hammers

A friend of mine sent this to me. Though it is a bit lengthy for a blog, I posted it in it's entirety. I have seen many articles and essays comparing Obummer to many people in history. This however, finally compares him to something that is his intellectual equal. I have no idea who wrote this, but if I did I would be glad to credit them for it. Such insight deserves recognition. ti

President Barack Obama is an Ivy League-educated man of considerable intelligence and ambition who has surrounded himself with numerous experts to help in his decision-making. With these advantages, he has tried a number of things to help the country domestically and in the area of foreign affairs. But at the end of the day, how does Obama’s efficacy in office compare to that of a sack of hammers?

It’s somewhat difficult to judge the performance of a president with all the factors that need to be considered and trying to figure out the president’s effect on them, but perhaps the best way to accurately assess the effectiveness of a president is to judge him against the expected performance of a sack of hammers in a similar situation (which is known as the “Coolidge Test”). Basically, the question is: Instead of electing the current president, would the country have been better off taking a burlap sack to Ace Hardware, filling it with approximately one hundred dollars worth of hammers, and placing that in the Oval Office?
As long as it’s an old burlap sack and the hammers were made in America, this is a perfectly constitutional option for president. It’s never been tried, though, so it only exists as a hypothetical. Nevertheless, the nature of a sack of hammers is pretty easy to predict, so we can accurately assess how it would have performed in similar situations versus the more ambitious and active people who tend to be elected president. So let’s go through the issues that Barack Obama has dealt with and, in as fair and balanced a manner as possible, determine whether he has performed better, worse, or about the same as a sack of hammers.

Stimulating the Economy

The obvious first problem President Obama had to deal with when taking office was the failing economy. The economy is dictated by more factors than a human mind could ever hope to comprehend or control, so obviously this is an area where a sack of hammers tends to excel. But Obama, much like other presidents filled with meat and goo instead of hammers, felt compelled to react to the crisis by doing something drastic, even when the situation was beyond his comprehension. Thus Obama spent an exorbitant amount — throwing billions of dollars around in a panicked and haphazard fashion, hoping some of that money would lead to economic growth and job creation. The results we see now are a further depressed economy with no near-term hope of recovery, plus increased debt which adds to the country’s instability.
In the same situation, a sack of hammers would not have panicked. It seems to better understand that a president can’t actually create jobs or improve businesses and thus would simply stay out of the way and let the complex economy solve its own problems through the process of capitalism. This would have created an atmosphere of much greater stability while also not adding enormous amounts to our debt. The only strike against a sack of hammers is that it would have let the Bush tax cuts automatically expire, but overall its calmer, steadier approach to the economy would have had many more advantages than Obama’s frantic approach.

JUDGMENT: Obama does much worse than a sack of hammers in stimulating the economy.

Health Care

This is an area in which pretty much everyone agrees reform is needed, but a sack of hammers would have no interest in changing the status quo. Of course, after ObamaCare, Americans would love to return to that status quo and shed the new, expensive legislation and its negative effects on jobs
JUDGMENT: Obama does worse than a sack of hammers on health care.

Gulf Oil Spill

The Gulf oil spill is one of the few areas in which Obama employed the same strategy as a sack of hammers, doing nothing for a few weeks. Eventually, he became engaged in the issue and threatened to put together a panel of experts so he’d know “whose ass to kick.” A sack of hammers, on the other hand, never listens to experts.
JUDGMENT: A virtual tie. If you value false bravado, you can give a slight edge to Obama over a sack of hammers.

Middle East Conflicts
A sack of hammers is an isolationist at heart, as it has little interest in getting involved in foreign conflicts. Still, it would have left the current conflicts in Afghanistan and Iraq in the hands of the generals. This is in contrast to Obama, who made his own demands on troop levels beyond the recommendations of the generals.
The main difference between Obama and a sack of hammers would be in Libya. A sack of hammers would never have started a new conflict there.
JUDGMENT: Mixed. A sack of hammers would certainly have been better at not inserting politics into military decisions in our current wars, but the final judgment comes down to whether one considers intervention in Libya important. If you do, you can give a slight edge to Obama, but if you’re against new conflicts in the Middle East, a sack of hammers is clearly the better choice.


Many people consider leadership to be important to a presidency, and a sack of hammers would have absolutely no interest in this role. It would never consider rousing the American people to action or trying to enact social change; instead it would just sit out of the way and let everyone do their own thing.
Barack Obama has at least tried to be a leader. He’s given numerous speeches — something a sack of hammers would never do — and attempted to inspire people at times. The end results haven’t been great, and mainly people are just annoyed when he interrupts their TV shows, but at least he’s trying.
JUDGMENT: Obama does somewhat better than a sack of hammers at being a leader.

Foreign Relations

Obama has tried to improve relations with other nations with mixed results. Some of our closest allies, such as the British, have felt snubbed at times, and despite Obama’s outreach to Muslims, America’s popularity in the Middle East has dropped. Also, Obama has done odd things like bow to foreign sovereigns, which has undermined America’s image of authority.
A sack of hammers would be extremely aloof toward foreign leaders. This might seem negative at times, but one of the best ways to assert dominance is to ignore others. In this way, many foreign leaders would probably come to respect — and perhaps slightly fear — the sack of hammers and its mysterious, unreadable attitude.
It seems unlikely that a sack of hammers would receive a Nobel Peace Prize like Obama, but who in the world knows how those people think?
JUDGMENT: Obama is slightly worse than a sack of hammers in the area foreign relations.

The Debt

The debt has been a huge problem for the country for some time. In fact, to even consider balancing the budget we will need drastic cuts to many entitlements. Obviously, a sack of hammers is averse to doing anything labeled “drastic” and would have just left spending at its current level. This seems bad, but it’s much better than President Obama, who has only added to the annual deficit while in charge. With a sack of hammers, it is unlikely that by now spending would have increased to the level that caused our credit downgrade with S&P.
Also, long term, the sack of hammers’ strategy would have forced a balanced budget, as it would never considering raising the debt ceiling. This would have forced many budget cuts before the debt limit was ever reached.
JUDGMENT: Obama does immensely worse than a sack of hammers in the area of the national debt.


Taking all these areas into consideration, it’s pretty easy to see that a sack of hammers would be a much better president than Obama. This isn’t to say that Obama is dumber than a sack of hammers — a ridiculous assertion — it’s just to say that he’s much worse at being a president than one.
Of course, this is all hypothetical, as you’ll never find a sack of hammers with the fire in the belly necessary to both run for president and win. Perhaps that’s a problem in our system of democracy that someone like a sack of hammers, who would be an above average to great president, could never be elected.
Interestingly, the place where a sack of hammers would excel the most would be the post presidency. If you’re Habitat for Humanity and want to build a bunch of houses, which would be more useful to you: another Jimmy Carter or a sack full of hammers?

23 August, 2011

Tea Party can go to Hell???? Really???

"When you look at African American males, 40% of them are unemployed, those under 30 years of age. I understand exactly the entire nation must be involved in this recovery but the black community is experiencing a great recession. That's what we're experiencing. And all of the growth in the past 30 years, we see it slipping away. From home ownership, the middle class; it's slipping away from our hands. And it has a lot to do with many issues. Racism, shipping jobs overseas, access -- no access to technology. You know, the digital divide is there and many of the new jobs that's what it requires. So, we have a problem." Rep. Frederica Wilson (D-FL). (Racism??? Do they just ship the jobs for black folks overseas?? No access to technology?? Almost every black person I see has a cell phone and probably a PC at home...) ti

“There is a growing frustration in this country and in minority communities because the unemployment rates are so high.”
“I’m not afraid of anybody. This is a tough game. You can’t be intimidated. You can’t be frightened. And as far as I’m concerned, the ‘tea party’ can go straight to Hell.” Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) (You have to WANT to work tootsie... The Tea Party isn't afraid either, baby cakes. As you can see they AREN'T intimidated, so...really...I think YOU can just go to hell.) ti

“As we look to be informational, we should include an analysis of how Christian militants or others might bring down the country. We have to look broadly, do we not?”
"All those who wore sheets a long time ago have now lifted them off and started wearing, uh, clothing, uh, with a name, say, I am part of the tea party. Don’t you be fooled. Those who used to wear sheets are now being able to walk down the aisle and speak as a patriot because you will not speak loudly about the lack of integrity of this movement..." Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-TX) (Christian militants??? As I recall, it wasn't white Tea Party Christians who were dressed in camo holding billy clubs and intimidating people at the polls in '08. And as far as us bringing down this country??? You got it all wrong honey, we will take it BACK if we need to...count on it.) ti

Wow! The race-baiting and the blame-deflection just keeps getting worse, especially with these black bigot politicians.
The real reason these gals have their panties in a wad, is because, as Rush Limbaugh calls him, "Barack the Magic Negro" has let them down. Their savior has shown his real colors as just a mortal, and an irresponsible one at that.
Never mind that the black community has been in trouble for years. How many BILLIONS of dollars have been wasted trying to build decent public housing in the inner city ghettos just to have them vandalized, torn up, ripped down and turned into crime-infested squallier by the very people that the government was trying to help. How many MILLIONS have been spent on programs to try and help the black community rise above it's poverty, only to have people take advantage of the system and drain it dry. Kids having more babies so they can get more government aid instead of being responsible and getting a job at Burger King like other kids do. How many BILLIONS are we spending on the federal prison system housing inmates who consider it a gang "rite of passage" to be there.

Bill Cosby, speaking about the black community is quoted as saying,"Fifty percent drop out rate, I’m telling you, and people in jail, and women having children by five, six different men. Under what excuse? I want somebody to love me. And as soon as you have it, you forget to parent. Grandmother, mother, and great grandmother in the same room, raising children, and the child knows nothing about love or respect of any one of the three of them." "[Black youth] are showing you what’s wrong. People putting their clothes on backwards. Isn’t that a sign of something going on wrong? Are you not paying attention? People with their hat on backwards, pants down around the crack. Isn’t that a sign of something or are you waiting for Jesus to pull his pants up?"

Listen up you liberal women racists, stop blaming the Tea Party because they don't want to keep throwing money into a black hole and getting nothing for it. Stop comparing the Tea Party to the Klan. Read your history, The Klan was started by southern Democrats. Pull your heads out of your asses long enough to see that it is YOUR party that is enslaving your people and keeping them dependent on handouts. They know that if you ever reach your full potential, you won't need them anymore.
Quit bitching about nobody helping you and help YOURSELVES! Billions upon Billions of dollars have been wasted on programs to help the black community out of poverty and it has mostly been wasted because they don't want to be helped out of their situation. They just want to be funded so that they can stay IN it.
As I drive through Gary and Chicago, I see neighborhoods that look like bombed out war zones. Boarded up buildings, junk cars lining the streets, prostitutes and drug dealers on the sidewalks. Let me ask you...did the Tea Party go in and wreck those buildings? Did the Tea Party spray paint gang graffiti everywhere? Is it the Tea Party causing the gunfire in the middle of the night? Some of the houses in those hoods look like they were once showplaces many years ago in a clean suburban neighborhood. Did the Tea Party tear the doors off of the hinges, turn them into crack houses and turn the manicured lawns to patches of dirt?

In other words ladies, SHUT THE HELL UP and look in the mirror for help. You are the ones who have the biggest stake in your success. Shut your fat mouths, get off of your fat asses, quit bitching and take some responsibility to encourage your community to do likewise. ti

Two busses...

Two candidates...Two different messages...Two different ideologies...Palin and Obummer... Guess who rides which bus.

Pretty much says it all right here.

22 August, 2011

Joke of the week...

President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check.

As he approaches the cashier he says "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me"?

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID"?

Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to.
I am President Barrack Obama, the president of the United States of America!!!!"

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc I must insist on seeing ID"

Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am"

Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Obama: "I am urging you please to cash this check."

Cashier: "Look Mr. President this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID.
To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.

Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID.
He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup.
With that spectacular shot we cashed his check.

So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?"

Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: "Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single qualification I'm good at"

Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"

21 August, 2011

Yeah...he IS a flake...

OK...I've spoken in front of large crowds, and it's easy to get tangled up sometimes. When I speak, it's because I am relaying what is in my heart. I can't speak it if I don't feel it. I'm not up there to impress anyone, I'm there to share my thoughts and hopefully make a difference in someone's life.

That's what this guy is supposed to do for a living. If you really have deep seated convictions, it is easy to speak from the heart and do it well. Reagan did it all the time. I'm convinced this guy really doesn't believe what he is saying. Without convictions and his teleprompter, he's lost and rambling. And yeah, he really is a flake. ti

Another reason NOT to own a GM (Government Motors) vehicle...

You may want to review my 6/7/11 blog before you read this one, I'll wait...
You're back? Good.

So HERE is how GM is thanking it's customers (taxpayers) who bailed their asses out with a few Bil in stimulus money. WE WON'T COVER YOUR WARRANTY!! Sad but true.

Here's how it works, GM's UAW built a piece of crap Impala with known chassis problems in '07 and '08 and now refuses to fix them under warranty. Somehow, they feel that since the company was under the old regime pre-stimulus, they should not be responsible for their product under the post-stimulus new regime. Just because the customer has to replace the front tires every 6000 miles because of faulty spindle rods, that does not mean that the new blood-sucking leadership should have to fix it.

What happened to "Built with pride in America"? I mean, this sounds like something Toyota would pull. I guess as long as GM is taking our hard-earned tax money, and the UAW is drawing their bloated paychecks and pensions, and whining for more, they are happy. Screw the consumer...thanks for the bailout, now go away kid, ya bother me.

Ya know what GM? Screw YOU and the lazy union slackers that work for you. Keep your junk cars...I'll never buy one.

Remember, "Patriots don't let Patriots drive GM's." ti

20 August, 2011

Congrats to Wisconsin gun owners!!!!

First of all...thanks for the e-mails wondering where I've been. It was a combination of things these past few weeks like, working over-time, exhaustion, not keeping up with current events, and even just being disgusted with what I WAS hearing that made me take a couple week break. Thanks for missing me.

Now on with the GREAT news! I read in my newest issue of American Rifleman (NRA member magazine) that after many years Wisconsin, on June 24 finally passed a Right to Carry law! This has been a long time coming and the gun owners in the Badger state have fought long and hard to win this victory.

Not surprisingly, the media is having a hissy fit over it predicting mayhem, shootouts in the streets and a return to the wild west days. They always do that and fortunately no one listens to them anymore.

According to the AR article, they quoted a Wausau Daily Herald article about an inn owner that stated,"that's what we have law enforcement for. If there's an issue, they're only a phone call away." Yeah...A police car can travel at 120 miles an hour. A bullet travels at 1100 feet per second. I'll stake my life on the bullet, thanks.

It seems that pro-gun legislators succeeded twice by a two-thirds majority to pass a CCW law only to have it vetoed by then Governor Jim Doyle. You've heard of him, he was the one with his lips firmly planted on the butts of the Wisconsin public worker union leaders. Now thanks to Scott Walker, a man with a heart AND a brain, it finally passed and became law.

Now, all eyes are on Illinois. Their anti-gun laws will be changing shortly against the will of their liberal state government. It will be fantastic to watch Governor Quinn, Rahm Emmanuel, as well as the rest of the libs ruling that state, as they are dragged kicking and screaming through the gates of freedom against their will. It will also be nice to know that I will no longer be a criminal in that state each time I cross the state line wearing my sidearm and that I won't be risking a shootout with police that will change my life for the worse or get me killed if they try to arrest me for exercising my God-given, Constitutional right to protect myself and family.

We are slowly gaining ground, inch by inch. The sad part of it is... it shouldn't have to be this difficult. ti

07 August, 2011

Divorce decree...

This was sent to me by a Friend of mine. I've seen it before, but I thought I would post it. I added a comment at the end that I thought was appropriate.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et. al.:

We Americans have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

1. Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides had such distinct and disparate tastes.

2. We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

3. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

4. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

5. We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

6. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them.

7. We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

8. You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

9. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.

10. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

11. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

12. You can have the peace-niks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

13. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

14. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

15. We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

16. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

17. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.

18. We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

19. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya," or "We Are the World".

20. We'll practice trickledown economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

21. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

This agreement in no way implies that we are going to give this country to you. You will have to move elsewhere, or play by our rules. Even if you continue to win fixed and crooked elections, and usurp the will of the people by judicial fiat, at some point, we will take it back by force. This country was won with the blood of Patriots and if you think we are just going to hand it over to you, you are sadly mistaken.


03 August, 2011

You can ALWAYS trust a Muslim...to be a Muslim.

You MUST see this video. The subtitles are hard to see sometimes, but the crux of the story is that this Palestinian woman was severely burned at her home in Gaza (might we assume she was manufacturing explosives???) and was given permission to be treated in an Israeli hospital. Some time afterward, she disguises herself as pregnant and tries to get back into the same hospital with a bomb strapped to her. Her explosive device was found during a routine security check at Erez checkpoint.

Yes, she was going to blow up the SAME hospital and the SAME people that saved her life before.

I cannot figure out WHY for the life of me, that Obummer and his liberal minions think that it is Israel's obligation to make nice to these low-life animals (other than the fact that he is Muslim too). It seems that when they do make an effort, it is rewarded with treachery. ti

01 August, 2011

The favored drug of liberals...

An over-the-counter pill that's so hard to swallow it has to be jammed down our throats. ti

31 July, 2011

Just a regular guy who tells it like it is...

This was sent to me by a regular reader, and I LOVE it!

This guy's name is Tim Garvin and like the rest of us, he's mad as hell. He is a small business owner with a bone to pick and decided to put it on Youtube. I agree with EVERYTHING he says except when he states, "With all due respect" when referring to Obummer and Pelosi.

I will say here and now that they are not due ANY respect...at ALL. They are hypocritical, self-serving morons who were voted into office by ignorant and gullible morons. In fact, I don't have much respect for anyone who is in DC and messing up our country and our lives right now on either side of the isle. Mr. Garvin states the reasons well. This idiot president... you know, the one who created this disaster, is the one who has the audacity to tell US we need to ALL make sacrifices, while they make none.

Well, President Bonehead, we ARE making sacrifices. We are sacrificing our jobs, our homes, our retirement, and even our health because of the STUPID decisions you have made thus far. Don't give me this CRAP about everything you inherited from Bush. He made a few stupid decisions...and instead of fixing them, you have made them TRILLIONS of dollars WORSE!

They can vote themselves raises, exempt themselves from the laws they inflict on us, joyride around the world in a private 747 at our expense, give jobs to their buddies and pay them outrageous wages, and live a lavish lifestyle that most of us only dream about while we foot the bill.

These people are elitists who deserve nothing other than to be removed from office...one way or another, before we are sold down the river completely.

.....yeah, I'm pissed. ti

29 July, 2011

How would you like your terrorist? I'll have mine extra crispy...

WOW! This is one bad ass weapon. Sent to me by a regular reader and buddy, Doug. ti

Death by Phosphorous
This is one of the reasons Arabs are scared to death of the Israelis. What you are about to watch is an actual event. The Israeli Armed Forces filmed this in real time. What you'll see is a fully armoured Syrian tank being hit by an Israeli laser-guided, steel-penetrating, phosphorous-filled "hand held" rocket. The rocket is small, very portable and is a tightly controlled weapon. Each one is accounted for when they are checked out and back in. There must be no fewer than 2 soldiers present to verify the use, one must be a senior officer with a minimum of 10 years military service. (the name and program is classified)

This tank was headed for one of Israel 's settlements. There were four more tanks one mile to the rear of this tank. They turned around before getting to this area after learning what had happened to the lead tank.

You can hear the ammunition going off after the initial strike. No Syrian tank crew member survived this event (pretty obvious) and it did not make the news.

It is an everyday event for Israel 's Armed Forces and they do not permit the "embedding" of news reporters with their armed forces like we Americans do. This weapon and its tactical use is for their survival, not for "news" entertainment. Perhaps we should take a page from the Israeli Military Handbook.

27 July, 2011

Another Democrat Weighs In...

This is the smartest thing I've ever heard from a true Dem.

Courtesy of the Patriot Post. ti

26 July, 2011

More things that make you go, hmmmm...

Sent to me by my buddy Wild Bill...I love these things. ti

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? (I've wondered this myself, actually)

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

22 July, 2011

Of Wars and Rumors...

Mark 13:7 When you hear of wars and rumors of wars, do not be alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come.

This was sent to me by a friend of mine, Mike.

Mac Slavo
July 19th, 2011
The world is just one misstep away from a complete financial, economic and geo-political meltdown.

Though the mainstream voices have calmed their reports of middle east conflict amid the debt ceiling and negative economic development in the US and Europe, military intervention in Iran has not been taken off the table.

The Daily Crux reports via the Economic Policy Journal and Zero Hedge:

Robert Baer has had a storied career, including a stint in Iraq in the 1990s where he organised opposition to Saddam Hussein. (He was recalled after being accused of trying to organise Saddam’s assassination.) Upon his retirement, he received a top decoration for meritorious service.
Baer is no ordinary CIA operative. George Clooney won an Oscar for playing a character based on Baer in the film Syriana (Baer also wrote the book).
He obviously won’t name many of his sources in Israel, the United States, and elsewhere, but the few he has named are all Israeli security figures who have publically warned that Netanyahu and Defense Minister Ehud Barak are hell-bent on war.
[Baer] appeared on KPFK Los Angeles, warning that Israeli PM Netanyahu is “likely to ignite a war with Iran in the very near future.” It gets worse: “Masters asked Baer why the US military is not mobilising to stop this war from happening. Baer responded that the military is opposed, as is former Secretary of Defense Robert Gates, who used his influence to thwart an Israeli attack during the Bush and Obama administrations. But he’s gone now and “there is a warning order inside the Pentagon” to prepare for war.” The punchline: “There is almost “near certainty” that Netanyahu is “planning an attack [on Iran] … and it will probably be in September before the vote on a Palestinian state. And he’s also hoping to draw the United States into the conflict“, Baer explained.”

While President Obama has not exactly been fully supportive of Israel (at least overtly), an attack on Iran by the Israelis would no doubt be considered by Iran as having been supported by the United States. That being the case, Iran would respond militarily against all US forces in the region, especially those in Iraq, at the first sign of any trouble. Subsequently, the U.S. would return fire en masse, perhaps even utilizing the nuclear option to incapacitate any possibility of an Iranian nuclear response.

What China would do is the unknown variable, but it is clear that the US and China are engaged in a covert war economically, financially and in cyberspace. The recent UN actions in Libya may have been sold to the world public as a peacekeeping mission, but one side issue that has remained in the background is China’s removal of some 30,000 workers from state sponsored oil facilities in the country as a result of the conflict. This leaves one to wonder whether the UN action was a veiled attempt at controlling the oil interests in North Africa. How long before the Chinese decide that their interests have been violated and they get involved militarily? Could an attack on Iran be the catalyst that brings China into the mix?

It is our opinion that what we have seen in the middle east since 2002, including the destabilization of governments in the region over the last 12 months, is a precursor to a war that will eventually encompass the entire world.

Whether this goes critical in September, or at some time in the future, is of no matter. War is coming to the world, as it always does when the economies of empires collapse and national interests over resources collide.

It's on it's way folks and at this point, short of a miracle, I don't think there is anything we can do to stop it. I believe that before the year is over we are going to see and experience things that we have never had to deal with in our lifetime.
The weird thing is, that I truly am not fearful. It is going to be exciting to see how God is going to handle this. If I go down, I want to do it fighting for my God and Country. I am getting prepared. I hope you are too. ti

20 July, 2011

The wisdom of our fathers...

"Man, once surrendering his reason, has no remaining guard against absurdities the most monstrous, and like a ship without rudder, is the sport of every wind. With such persons, gullibility, which they call faith, takes the helm from the hand of reason and the mind becomes a wreck." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to James Smith, 1822

The liberal mind has not changed in 200 years. ti

16 July, 2011

The card gets delt again...

Once again, and always predictable, we have yet ANOTHER liberal trying her best to play the race card for Obummer, just because he is getting resistance for his Marxist ideology in raising the debt ceiling.

Here is a quote, with my own comments, from one of the biggest racists in Washington, Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas), a member of the Congressional Black Caucus (a racist organization, by he way.) on Friday, "I do not understand what I think is the maligning and maliciousness [toward] this president,” She added, “Why is he different? (Because he is a Marxist.) And in my community, that is the question that we raise. In the minority community that is question that is being raised. Why is this president being treated so disrespectfully? (Mostly because he is a narcissistic, arrogant SOB who loves to talk down to everyone.) Why has the debt limit been raised 60 times? (Good question, it shouldn't have been.) Why did the leader of the Senate continually talk about his job is to bring the president down to make sure he is unelected?” (So he can't do any more damage to this country, the Constitution, the economy, and jobs than he already has.)

She goes on to say, "I am particularly sensitive (and as we all know, sensitivity is what they are all about) to the fact that only this president — only this one, only this one — has received the kind of attacks and disagreement and inability to work, only this one." Did she say ONLY this one??? (Yeah, 4 times). Evidently she has never heard of Abe Lincoln, Jack Kennedy, Richard Nixon, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, G.W. Bush...etc.

"I hope someone will say that what it appears to be, is not in fact accurate," She said, "But historically it seems to be nothing more." Awwwww... poor misguided baby...

OK here goes. I'm saying,"What it appears to be is not in fact accurate." Of course she is implying racism once again, simply because that's all they have. They won't admit that Obummer is the most liberal and socially dangerous president in our history. They won't admit that the real reason he is having such a rough time on the Hill is because he is so out of step with the American people, and doesn't have a clue what he's doing. They won't admit that he is so idealistic and arrogant that he can't lead without throwing temper tantrums when he doesn't get his own way, and that the Constitution is continually getting trashed and ignored with every new proclamation of his.

Just for fun, I compiled a non-exhaustive list of some of my favorite black conservatives:
Herman Cain, businessman and media personality, presidential hopeful.
Ron Christie, former adviser to Vice-President Dick Cheney.
Alphonso Jackson, Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
Clarence Thomas, Federal Supreme Court Justice.
Wallace B. Jefferson, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Texas.
Alan Keyes, former member of the Republican party and nominee for the U.S. Senate.
Colin Powell, 65th United States Secretary of State.
Condoleezza Rice, sixty-sixth U.S. Secretary of State.
Michael S. Steele, political commentator, former Lieutenant Governor of Maryland, former candidate for the U.S. Senate and elected chairman of the Republican National Committee.
Allen West, Representative, U.S. House of Representatives (FL-22).

Many times I have heard the genuinely racist "Uncle Tom" and "Not black enough" assertions floating around to demagogue these Patriots. This coming from the liberal Blacks who can't debate the issues intelligently without looking foolish.

I believe that voting for a presidential candidate because of his race (which is exactly what millions of people did) is the epitome of racism.

Well you got him. He is running our country into the ground and is now trying to nail the coffin shut. Not because he's black, but because he is Socialist. It's really too bad that the historical significance of having our first black president had to be ruined for all the history books because it was him. ti

13 July, 2011

He really IS in a class by himself!

I really didn't think I would see it accomplished in my lifetime, BUT...I was wrong.

11 July, 2011

5 places you DON'T want to be when all hell breaks loose...

This was sent to me by my friend Mike. He gets on the silver bear cafe' site regularly and sends me some pretty good stuff.

This video is about the 5 places you DON'T want to be when the collapse of the dollar happens. This is all within the grand scheme of the Liberals/Marxists who are in control of the White House and want to collapse the dollar along with this country, and introduce the one world government. Take a few minutes to watch this well made video. I'll just tell you that the 5 places you DON'T want to be when this goes down is: Israel, Great Brittan, Southern California, New York, and Washington DC.

The author's reasoning for this makes perfect sense. Scoff at this if you must, but at the rate we are sliding down hill this not only will happen, but HAS to happen. Stock up with food and lock and load, I truly think that if this Pro-communist regime that is in power now is not brought down, and soon, we will witness things in this country we have never seen before. ti

10 July, 2011

Thanksgiving 2022

This was sent to me by my friend and fan of this blog Doug. I don't know who wrote it, it's funny, but it's pretty eye-opening. Could it really get this bad? ti

Winston, come into the dining room, it's time to eat," Julia yelled to her husband. "In a minute, honey, it's a tie score," he answered. Actually Winston wasn't very interested in the traditional holiday football game between Detroit and Washington .

Ever since the government passed the Civility in Sports Statute of 2017, outlawing tackle football for its "unseemly violence" and the "bad example it sets for the rest of the world," Winston was far less of a football fan than he used to be. Two-hand touch wasn't nearly as exciting.

Yet it wasn't the game that Winston was uninterested in. It was more the thought of eating another tofu turkey. Even though it was the best type of veggiemeat available after the government revised the American Anti-Obesity Act of 2018, adding fowl to the list of federally forbidden foods, (which already included potatoes, cranberry sauce and mince-meat pie), it wasn't anything like real turkey. And ever since the government officially changed the name of Thanksgiving Day to A National Day of Atonement in 2020 to officially acknowledge the pilgrims' historically brutal treatment of Native Americans, the holiday had lost a lot of its luster.

Eating in the dining room was also a bit daunting. The unearthly gleam of government-mandated fluorescent light bulbs made the tofu turkey look even weirder than it actually was, and the room was always cold. Ever since Congress passed the Power Conservation Act of 2016, mandating all thermostats -- which were monitored and controlled by the electric company -- be kept at 68 degrees, every room on the north side of the house was barely tolerable throughout the entire winter.

Still, it was good getting together with family. Or at least most of the family. Winston missed his mother, who passed on in October, when she had used up her legal allotment of life-saving medical treatment. He had had many heated conversations with the Regional Health Consortium, spawned when the private insurance market finally went bankrupt, and everyone was forced into the government health care program. And though he demanded she be kept on her treatment, it was a futile effort. "The RHC's resources are limited," explained the government bureaucrat Winston spoke with on the phone. "Your mother received all the benefits to which she was entitled. I'm sorry for your loss."

Ed couldn't make it either. He had forgotten to plug in his electric car last night, the only kind available after the Anti-Fossil Fuel Bill of 2021 outlawed the use of the combustion engines--for everyone but government officials. The fifty mile round trip was about ten miles too far, and Ed didn't want to spend a frosty night on the road somewhere between here and there.

Thankfully, Winston's brother, John, and his wife were flying in. Winston made sure that the dining room chairs had extra cushions for the occasion. No one complained more than John about the pain of sitting down so soon after the government-mandated cavity searches at airports, which severely aggravated his hemorrhoids. Ever since a terrorist successfully smuggled a cavity bomb onto a jetliner, the TSA told Americans the added "inconvenience" was an "absolute necessity" in order to stay "one step ahead of the terrorists." Winston's own body had grown accustomed to such probing ever since the government expanded their scope to just about anywhere a crowd gathered, via Anti-Profiling Act of 2022. That law made it a crime to single out any group or individual for "unequal scrutiny," even when probable cause was involved. Thus, cavity searches at malls, train stations, bus depots, etc., etc., had become almost routine. Almost.

The Supreme Court is reviewing the statute, but most Americans expect a court composed of six progressives and three conservatives to leave the law intact. "A living constitution is extremely flexible," said the Court's eldest member, Elena Kagan. " Europe has had laws like this one for years. We should learn from their example," she added.

Winston's thoughts turned to his own children. He got along fairly well with his 12-year-old daughter, Brittany, mostly because she ignored him. Winston had long ago surrendered to the idea that she could text anyone at any time, even during Atonement Dinner. Their only real confrontation had occurred when he limited her to 50,000 texts a month, explaining that was all he could afford. She whined for a week, but got over it.

His 16-year-old son, Jason, was another matter altogether. Perhaps it was the constant bombarding he got in public school that global warming, the bird flu, terrorism or any of a number of other calamities were "just around the corner," but Jason had developed a kind of nihilistic attitude that ranged between simmering surliness and outright hostility. It didn't help that Jason had reported his father to the police for smoking a cigarette in the house, an act made criminal by the Smoking Control Statute of 2018, which outlawed smoking anywhere within 500 feet of another human being. Winston paid the $5,000 fine, which might have been considered excessive before the American dollar became virtually worthless as a result of QE13. The latest round of quantitative easing the federal government initiated was, once again, to "spur economic growth." This time they promised to push unemployment below its years-long rate of 18%, but Winston was not particularly hopeful.

Yet the family had a lot for which to be thankful, Winston thought, before remembering it was a Day of Atonement. At least he had his memories. He felt a twinge of sadness when he realized his children would never know what life was like in the Good Old Days, long before government promises to make life "fair for everyone" realized their full potential. Winston, like so many of his fellow Americans, never realized how much things could change when they didn't happen all at once, but little by little, so people could get used to them.

He wondered what might have happened if the public had stood up while there was still time, maybe back around 2011, when all the real nonsense began. "Maybe we wouldn't be where we are today if we'd just said 'enough is enough' when we had the chance," he thought.

Maybe so, Winston. Maybe so.