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17 March, 2011

Looking for the ultimate vacation?

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L u x u r y C r u i s e L i n e s
Now Accepting Reservations! Additional cruise information available below.

To-The-Point Cruise Lines is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise, along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia

We board our luxury cruise ships in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea and disembark in Mombassa Kenya , seven adrenaline-charged days later.
Reservations start at only $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900 (verandah complete with bench rest).

You'll relax like never before!

That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you.
If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard Master Gunsmith.

Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship competitions every night!

But the best fun of all, of course, is...

...Pirate Target Practice!

The object of our cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast waiting to get hijacked by pirates!

Weapons rentals:
AK-47 Light Assault
$12.00
Per Day
On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day
7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds.

M-16 Full Automatic
$25.00
Per Day
Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo
attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:

Barrett M-107 50 Caliber
$59.00
Per Day
Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing ammo
affordably priced at only $29.95.

RPG Launcher
$175.00
Per Day
Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day
with three fragmentation rounds included!
A true favorite among pirates, rent one today and show you care!

Customer Testimonials:

"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates and my wife nailed two,
Also, our 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun.
This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family"-- Fred D., Cincinnati , OH
"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly enough!" -- Ben L., Bethesda , MD

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!Twin mounted mini-guns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire!


Additional Cruise Line Services
Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters for only $30/hour. Spotting scope included, but gratuities are not.
Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am
Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a mini-bar.

OUR SATISFACTION GUARANTEE!
We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombassa!.
How can we make that guarantee? Because we operate at 5 knots, just beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia , in international waters where pirates have no rights whatsoever!

In fact, we make three passes through the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility by Somali mother ships. We repeat this for five days, making three complete passes along the entire Somali Coast . At night the boat is fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off every five minutes, with loud disco music blasted toward the shore line to attract maximum attention.

ACT NOW!
Cabin space is limited, so you need to respond quickly. Reserve your package before December 31st and get a great bonus - 100 rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice! So sign up for the Ultimate Somali Coast Adventure Cruise now!

BUT THERE'S EVEN MORE! Reserve Now -and be automatically entered to win a 5 minute time slot on the Captain's own Twin Browning 50 Caliber M2HB installation!

"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in 'Nam." says retired gunnery Sargent, Gene H. Don't worry about getting shot by pirates. They never even get close to the ship with the crap they shoot and their lousy aim! Come on board and bag your own bunch of genuine Somali Pirates. For an additional charge we can stuff and mount your trophies and ship them to your home.
MAKE YOUR RESERVATION NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!

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