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"Socialism is precisely the religion that must overwhelm Christianity. … In the new order, Socialism will triumph by first capturing the culture via infiltration of schools, universities, churches and the media by transforming the consciousness of society." Antonio Gramsci - Marxist - teacher of Saul Alinsky

04 October, 2011

Even MORE things that make me go hmmm...

· It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
· Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
· Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
· Honk if you love peace and quiet.
· A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
· I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
· Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
· Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.
· Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
· 98.23 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
· He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
· 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
· Half the people you know are below average.
· I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
· Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.
· You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
· Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
· I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
· Pardon my driving; I am reloading.
· Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
· Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye opener.
· Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
· It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living.
· Everybody repeat after me, “We are all individuals.”
· Just remember … if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
· How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
· The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
· If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of loan repayments.
· It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
· Always try to be modest…and proud of it!
· You can’t have everything — where would you put it?
· Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
· Money can’t buy love but it can rent a very close imitation.
· Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
· A fool and his money are soon partying.
· Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
· Don’t sweat petty things or pet sweaty things.
· Shin: A device for finding furniture.
· If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
· As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
· A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
· Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
· To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
· The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
· The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
· If you can remain calm, you just don’t have all the facts.
· It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
· Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
· The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
· Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.
· There are two rules for ultimate success in life. Never tell everything you know.
· It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.
· A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
· Success usually occurs in private, and failure in full view.
· No one is listening until you make a mistake.
· He who hesitates is probably right.
· For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
· Experience is something that you don’t get until just after you need it.
· If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
· To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

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